how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS
AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS
First, to make the magic begin, you wiggle your nose. And tickle your chin. Now close your eyes. And cross your heart.
Your mind. It’s so placid. Straightforward. Barely used. Mine’s like an engine, racing out of control. A rocket, tearing itself to pieces trapped on the launch pad. I need a case!
why can guys go outside with their shirt off with it being totally acceptable and its even considered bad if a girl wears just a sports bra like some guys have bigger boobs than me
what do u put in a toaster
this isnt even a joke
“I promise you, that I’ll look after him as closely as you’ve done, I’ll respect him and all the care that you’ve taken with him. And if I can - I’ll return him to your care”
“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”